Physics day.

I had physics tuition today. The tuition i like most, coz the teacher never failed to make me laugh.. haha.. damn funny... He taught us the chapter of heat today.. and when he explain how the thermometer is calibrated between upper fixed point and lower fixed point and he drew this....


lol... boil shit water... ==""

He told us to boil shit water instead of other kinds of liquid to get steam for the reading of the temperature for marking the boiling point... He even said use soft shit and not hard shit coz soft one's contain more water... =="" we were laughing like hell! haha..

And when he talk bout wood as an good insulators, he skip to coffins stuff coz coffin made of wood.. zzz.. so he said thats why the dead people inside the coffin wont b roasted... Zzz??...

Teacher was still talking bout the coffin thing.

Teacher: Do u know why those people cry when attending funeral ceremony?

Students: Don't know*quiet*...

Teacher: It's obvious, because those people spend much of their money to buy a comfortable coffin for a people who is already dead...

Students: HAHA!

Teacher: They burn the coffin with the dead people inside somemore...

Students: HAHAHA!

Teacher: And when u see a person who cry the most, u will know something...

Students: Wad?

Teacher: They are the one who spend the most money...

Students: LOL!

Me: Good one! LOL!

Teacher laughing also...

I like this teacher! LOL! yeah he rocks!!!! haha... anyway hope u have a good laugh too...